Douglas is making his world-renowned speech of the approach into what may seem as Fitton? The farm? Or the A45... Making a remarkable comment of... THE SEA!!! Captain Crefe - or sh ould I say Martin - has had a bet. Who can fly the best by having drunk a litre of vodka through a straw- not going to do that soon... It's landing time and what's this? "Geronimo!!!" Douglas starts to make his descent onto Britain - but still not entirely sure where... What is this new and fascinating word-game I hear? It's Brian's of Britain. "Does Bob Holenes count in our Brian's of Britain Game ," " What the hell yes he does ! " And he certainly does in my opinion ! Nothing-in-it coffee and everything-in-it tea - that's Arthurs speciality because he does nothing to it. What has happened now? A confir med 20 minute delay - no just probably. Never been to Bristol Douglas? W ell today's your lucky day because we are going...