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Qikiqtarjuaq Part 2

So, we begin that MJN adheres to the highest profession as Caroline tries to regain relations with Nancy. But wait, Arthur has a crisis, the book only has a Polar Bear on the cover and is not about Polar Bears but all kinds of bears.

And so, Nancy has seen their website, a necessity these days, which Arthur designed! He found a website that makes it really simple even if you're completely clueless! For example, addd in the line of dancing aeroplanes to make it look really prfessioanl.

And here we go, Nancy tells Caroline 'no offence' but she's afraid that peeople will google MJN and be scared. Oh dear.

Tensions are high in the cockpit, very little communciation. Protocol is adhered to. Does Caroline care why Martin and Douglas are fighting - not in the slightest :)

So, Caroline tells Douglas for some more zayny, British, unprofessional humor which will take up all the time. And here we see the Travelling Lemon.

In all Martin's professional time as a pilot he has not come across the famous travelling lemon.

Player 1 chats to the passengers and casually secretes a lemon or other citrus fruit before the game starts. Player 2 finds it, retreives it and hides it again.

MArtin puts up a fight but Douglas takes it in his stride and off he goes.

Now, Martin adopts a more serious tone with Caroline - soemhting she is not too pleased about. Apparently, it is not the time or place - seeing as he is meant to be flying a plane and all. He claims to do a difficult and demanding job and so he wants a pay rise. To Caroline's humor, she doubles his salary from 0 to 0. Douglas returns with the lemon, in play.

Now Arthur is walking through the gally talking about bears, koala bears, panda bears and other not bears in the book about bears - 'it's like nothing is a bear'. The unbeknownst passenger is confused unsurprisingly, why is Arthur showing her this - and for that matter why is he, oh, becausei it is interesting is it.... hmm... It's all part of the service and so Arthur is the expert on Bears and apparently Egypt as well. Why, you ask, because he knows about Egypt.

And the penny drops when she asks if Arthur is a young boy being looked after, and his response is that, wow, she is confused! CODE RED

Now, the confused passenger is even more confused thinking she is in danger where in fact it means , "Go away, go away now, go away fast!". And Caroline finds the lemon which she snatches from right under the passenger, literally.


And so, Martin decides he will do all the cabin adress from now on. Here is the entrance to Captin Martin Du Crefe who apparently isn't a native speaker.

Watch out next week for the next and final part of Qikiktarjuak!




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