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Qikiqtarjuaq Part 3

As a result, Nancy is back at it again like she's some disappointed mother. 'Yeah, the big boy made you do it." Now, she's talking to Douglas who believes he can take it to another notch in terms of zayny, British humor. Martin promises to manage Douglas and begs and asks Douglas nicely to behave. Despite all Martin's attempts to keep Douglas at bay, the lemon is in play.

Now, whilst Caroline would pay Martin, MJN is a loss making company and so she can't. If Caroline stopped paying Douglas, he'd stop coming to work, unlike Martin. And out comes the revalation that Martin treats himself with a Baked Potato, poor man.

And Douglas returns with the Lemon with Martin desperate for the game to stop. Douglas agrees to stop the game if Martin can find the lemon - but not on/near Nancy, much to Douglas' disappointment.

Arthur provides his expert opinion to Nancy about completing forms, don't do them. Arthur offers his services as a bear expert to Nancy which she says she will bear in mind - much to Arthur's amusement..

Martin is walking up and down the aisle and a passenger asks if everything is ok - but Martin gets called out without his French accent. He then proceeds to ask the passenger is he has seen a lemon.

Now Douglas wants Martin to say sorry for calling him unprofessional. As payback, Douglas proceeds to create one of my favourite moments from Cabin Pressure. Here is the story of when Captain Du Crefe fought Le Bear Polar with an egg whisk and a pogo stick :)



This is one of my favourite moments of Cabin Pressure ever so enjoy !!

Attention mes amis, regardez vous le bear polar!


To Martin's relief, Douglas had switched round the LED's and so no one had heard that most impressive story apart from in the cockpit.

BEARS, BEARS, BEARS, POLAR BEARS

Martin is in panic mode, crying out in fear of stalling with Douglas as confident as ever. He tells Martin to sit back and enjoy the ride when Martin proclaims that he can't enjoy anything when he is going to die.

Martin screams. Douglas calls out for Paddington and Winnie and Baloo. Douglas finally pulls up much to Martin's relief. But wait...

Caroline comes in with utter disbelief.

The passengers were frozen in terror. As soon as Douglas started descending, the cabin address went on. Oh dear! Douglas admits to his unprofessionalism.

Passengers leave the plane with Caroline being hospitable and Arthur calling out all kinds of facts about bears.

And here we end with the Travelling Lemon, taped onto Martin's head.






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